So A Duck Walks Into A bar And

**cincygreg** · February 11th, 2005, 03:01 PM

Asks if they sell bubblebath, the bartender looks at him and say "sorry, this is a bar we dont sell bubblebath." The Duck leaves but scomes back the nest day and asks, "do you have any bubblebath". The bartender now angry says "look, this is a bar, we dotn sell bubblebath and if you come in here and ask again I'm gonna nail your beak to this bar". The Duck hurries out, but comes back again the next day. He walsk up to the bartender and asks "do you have any nails" the bartender says no, so the duck says "ok, so do you have any bubblebath yet"

**cincygreg** · February 11th, 2005, 05:50 PM

A blonde buys two horses but has trouble remembering which is which, so her neighbor suggests that she cut the tail of one of the horses. This works until the other horse loses part of it's tail while runing through some bushes. The neighbor then suggests that she put a notch in one of the horses ears. This works until the other horse gets a notch in it's ear from a barbed wire fence. The nieghbor suggests she measure the horses so there is no way she can ever get confused again. The Blonde does measure the horses and returns to her neighbors house to thanks her. The neighbor asks "did it work?" and the blonde replies "yep, the black one is two inches taller than the white one"

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